Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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