Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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