thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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