do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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