i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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