Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Floor bacon is actually really good
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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