I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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