He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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