Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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