I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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