I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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