Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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