Buhtt sex?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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