VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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