we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am mentally ready for anal.
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