If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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