Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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