Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
false alarm, still single
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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