do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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