I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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