so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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