Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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