Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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