He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Randomize
