At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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