I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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