yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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