i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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