So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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