yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
