I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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