Its about making memories worth repressing
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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