glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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