zippers are such a cool invention
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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