have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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