I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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