Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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