hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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