He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
