I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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