This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We named our party play list daddy issues
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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