i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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