Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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