She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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