This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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