I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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