So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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