bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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