this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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