Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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