I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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