doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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