JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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