It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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