wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
my nose is crying tears of wow.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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