Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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